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Dana of course had no interest in the crown, but in the legendary headlamp said to be found atop the head of the mythical explorer "Johnson's nerdy friend"
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The Secret of Immortality

Dave, ever in dire financial straits, gathered up as much gold as he could carry. When he returned home he was shocked to discover that it was chocolate coins all along, and, perhaps worst of all, most of it had melted in his pockets.

And on that note, The Joy of Despair is just $12.50 until 3/28. I’ll even draw a picture of what I’m going to buy from the grocery store thanks to your sale!

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  • 1 day ago

    I gotta say, I’m right chuffed with the colors on this one

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    • 1 day ago

      *attempts to stab author to steal his colors*

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      • 1 day ago

        Mom was right, I really am a bad influence

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    • 1 day ago

      Your comment had me left chuffed.

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  • 1 day ago

    I’d like to know those two explorers got into those poses.

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    • 1 day ago

      Then rest assured and know that they did.

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  • 1 day ago

    Skeletons can have mustaches too? Where is the upper limit? Can planets have mustaches? What would be the side effects? Tune in next week for the results.

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    • 1 day ago

      New news has come in, there appears to be sightings of planetary hair across central Africa, large brown root like structures appear have also been sighted in ocean regions as well.

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      • 1 day ago

        Scientists blame this occurrence on the statement made by this bantambatman figure, who appears to have foreboded these events. Also not the same person at ALL.

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        • 17 hours ago

          A new report, stubble has been sited across the southern hemisphere, scientists report an oncoming “Beardpocalypse”.

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  • 5 hours ago

    yo u were at my school today im mark the one who led u to da bathroom i really like your comics and they are super funny btw

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    • 5 hours ago

      Yo thanks homie! Glad I did alright!

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