EXT. OUTER SPACE
Hulk Hogan is kicking the sun
HULK: I WILL FLYING HALF KICK GLOBAL WARMING
You should see what he’s gonna do about terrorism
Talk it out?
Nah, after he does a heel turn halfway through his term he’s going to join them.
To be honest, if hulk hogan actually tried running for president back when he was popular, he might’ve had a solid chance. I can’t imagine any American who wouldn’t vote for the hulkster. Hulkamania 2016!
Heck, I’d still vote for him if his family wasn’t so… themselves.
He has my vote.
I always thought politics would be better if, in the middle of the debate, music would start playing, and the moderator would be like “OH MY GOD THATS SHAWN MICHAELS MUSIC!” and then he would run down and superkick the speaker of the house or something.
Suddenly all the lights go out and Undertaker’s music starts playing, then a few spotlights come on to show him coming up from beneath the stage just before he does a tombstone piledriver on the incumbent.
Let me say it. Let me say it out loud. And let me POINT. To the Electoral College. That the Macho Man Randy Savage is not happy with your decision. I am.. the Cream of the Senate Finance Committee and there is no doubt about it.
Outside interference, yeah. that’s what it is.IN MY MOMENT OF GLORY. Macho Madness carried the popular vote but did not get enough Electoral Votes to win the Presidency. I am the Cream of the Crop! I am saying that the voters of Florida were confused by the butterfly ballots, and that votes for Ricky Steamboat where really supposed to be cast for the Cream of Crop. And that you, Jack Tunny, Did not count the ballots with Hanging Chads. I am the cream, yeah.
And now. Not only must the Presidency of the United states must fall. BUT THE PRESIDENCY OF THE WORLD. Because yeah. Hulk Hogan, yeah. I am the cream. Yeah. THE CREAM OF THE CROP. And there is no ONE WHO DOES IT BETTER THEN THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE. On balance, off balance it doesn’t matter I’m better then you are, yeah.
And I’m talking to everyone in the Government of the United States. And I’m even talking to Jack Tunney.Yeah. I’m on my way. and nothing IS GOING TO STOP ME. Nothing is going to stop me.
Nothing. Zero. Pure Politican. Nothing. Yeah. And I have been.. Maligned. Yeah. From the TOP. to the Bottom. And Because they can’t handle the Macho Man Randy Savage. THE CREAM OF THE CROP. and Nobody Does it Better!