Fallen Angel

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  • 4 years ago

    I cant say if these are the worst, or the best pickup lines ever.

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  • 4 years ago

    I need to hang around hospitals more so I can try these pickup lines.

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  • 4 years ago

    This might actually be a genius line, provided she’s not super insecure about her accident. If she broke her legs in a skydiving mishap, it’s probably okay. But if she broke them in the car accident that killed her mom…not so much.

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  • 4 years ago

    Swing and a miss, but hey at least your terrible aim isn’t the reason she’s in that wheelchair.

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  • 4 years ago

    Haha, this one legitimately made me burst out laughing. This was a welcome start to the end of a shitty week.

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