Declaration of IndeCOOLdence

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  • 2 years ago

    This is why the British have bad teeth, Jefferson punched all their ancestors in the mouth

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    • 2 years ago

      Actually, the fact that brittish have bad teeth is a myth. It was assumed by americans as the brittish soldiers had scurvy ( vitamin deficiency that effects the mouth ) from being at sea.

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      • 2 years ago

        SHUT UP NERD BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN YOUR MOUTH

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  • 2 years ago

    I’m so done right now…

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  • 2 years ago

    Pretty sure Madison wrote the Constitution. Jefferson wrote the Declaration.

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    • 2 years ago

      …Jefferson is going to punch you, nerd!

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    • 1 year ago

      jefferson mainly wrote the virginia constitution, which included basically all the faults of the king that were in the declaration, so this could be about the virginia state constitution

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  • 2 years ago

    I’ll punch those British nerds right in their British nards!

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  • 2 years ago

    Dave, the Constitution and Declaration of Independence are different things D:

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  • 2 years ago

    Actually, Jefferson DID write a draft of the constitution for Virginia. So, ya bunch of nerds, this comic is indeed accurate. And the title is just a play on words, so don’t get your panties in a bunch.

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  • 2 years ago

    Jefferson actually went to one of the first universities in America, William & Mary, and then went on to found the University of Virginia. He’s a pretty big nerd!

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  • 2 years ago

    Oi! Nerds are awesome!

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